Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 38

The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 38

Entries in by 30th Oct

[extended due to having a break]
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

This Week's Prizes:
1st Prize: * 100% Beef pattie Burger
2nd Prize: * 100% Horse pattie Burger
(*conditions apply - )

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before Tuesday 30th Oct **

[Trot through?]

... Caption away!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Tuesday 30th Oct.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of the Last Contest No 37: is...

The 37th 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel
Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

1st Place: "Oh the Huge Manatee." [ Rodney Dill ]
2nd Place: Nothing saves lives like the built in fun bags--I mean air bags [Yid With Lid ]
3rd Place: "Well Mr. Bonds there are one or two unpublished possible side effects of steroids." [ Rodney Dill ]
4th Place: "No I wouldn't like to play motorboat, how 'bout tramp steamer... er... Titanic?" [ Rodney Dill ]

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: Thankfully the GPS Navigation system has a terrain feature [ Bagel ]

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Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 37

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The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 37

Entries in by 23rd Oct

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
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Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before Tuesday 23rd Oct **

[ok, there's plenty of scope for captions in this photo]

... Caption away!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Tuesday 23rd Oct.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of the Last Contest No 36: is...

The 36th 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel
Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

1st Place: Calm down Mrs Clinton we will make sure the press doesn't cover it [Yid With Lid ]
2nd Place: What? Not another Madonna picture. [ Rodney Dill ]
Lack of entries this week means only first two places awarded. Hopefully there will be more entires next week. 1st and 2nd place were both very good entries.
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: Unfortunately Paris Hilton's dog Po Po aged rather more gracefully... [ Bagel ]

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Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 36

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http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 36

Entries in by 16th Oct

[extended due to having a break]
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

This Week's Prizes:
1st Prize: A weeks stay with Po Po the psycho dog*
2nd Prize: 2 weeks stay with Po Po the psycho dog *
(*conditions apply - )

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before Tuesday 16th Oct **

[' Po Po ']

... Caption away!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Tuesday 16th Oct.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of the Last Contest No 35: is...

The 35th 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel
Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

1st Place: Are you still...Like a Virgin? [ Dennis ]
2nd Place: Madonna to Peres:
Tell me the names of your plastic surgeons. [ muse ]
3rd Place: Madonna: "So, as your new spokesperson, I intend to move to Israel to 'keep it real.'"
Pres: "Oy vey!" [ RT ]
4th Place: Don't feel embarrassed about being a flake Madonna look at me and I'm the President! [ Anon]

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: Don't worry Madonna I promise not to use my tongue like the last guy [ Bagel ]

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Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 35

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http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 35

Entries in by 25th Sept

[extended due to having a break]
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
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Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

This Week's Prizes:
1st Prize: Madonna's upcoming CD *
2nd Prize: 500 copies of Madonna's upcoming CD *
(*conditions apply - )

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before Tuesday 25th Sept **

['Peres embraces Madonna ']

... Caption away!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Tuesday 25th Sept.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of the Last Contest No 34: is...

The 34th 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel
Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

1st Place: Al Gore reduces his power consumption to only 4 batteries per week. [ Chaim. G ]
2nd Place: but it gets great milage [Yid With Lid ]
3rd Place: the truck that never stops [ Rafi G ]
4th Place: The worlds first battery powered truck. [ Chaya]
Dishonourable Mention: The neighbours became suspicious when every couple of days Rosie O'Donells house stoped humming and two giant sized batteries turned up. [ Anon]
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: The IDF became suspicious when Nasrallah started ordering batteries from Iran via Syria.[ Bagel ]

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Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 34

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The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 34

Entries in by 18th Sept

[extended due to having a break]
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
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Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

This Week's Prizes:
1st Prize: * Six pack of Duracell batteries
2nd Prize: * Twelve pack of pack of Duracell batteries
(*conditions apply - Winners must pay all freight costs )

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before Tuesday 18th Sept **

['Keep on keeping on']

... Caption away!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Tuesday 18th Sept.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of the Last Contest No 33: is...

The 33st 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel
Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

1st Place: ♫
Tap three times on the stall floor if you want me,
twice on the pipe if the answer is no♫ [ Rodney Dill ] ( sung to "Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Want Me")
2nd Place: "I'm NOT gay...just let me touch it!" [ Cowboy Blob ]
3rd Place: "Let me give you a hand." [RT ]
4th Place: High Five....Don't leave me hangin' [ Dennis ]
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: OOh Officer you have such a big Baton your not going to hurt me are you? [Bagel ]

Great entries People!! Bagelblogger

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Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 33

This contest is Over go Here for the latest:
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The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 33

Entries in by 4th Sept

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

This Week's Prizes:
1st Prize: A Free exclusive range of designer toilet soaps*
2nd Prize: A Free exclusive range of designer toilet soaps*
(*conditions apply - designer toilet soaps may have
been used in toilet block previously )

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before Tuesday 4th Sept **

[Senator Larry Craig was recently arrested in a toilet]

... Caption away!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Tuesday 4th Sept.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of the Last Contest No 32: is...

The 32st 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel
Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

1st Place: The BBC had to search far and wide for sufficient quantities of guano to broadcast. [CW]
2nd Place: Driver, "So where are we suppose to put Micheal Moore's kidney stone?" [Ssssteve]
3rd Place: Thats the Last time I volunteer for extra credit in my Paleontology Class. Are you sure this is dinosaur guano? [ Yid With Lid ]
4th Place: I think it's pretty clear that Michael Moore needs to be eating a little more fiber. [fustian ]
5th Place: Rock and Roll [Rodney Dill ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: Drop that on the Subaru ahead and see if they don't say we couldn't find Weapons of Mass Destruction. [Deathlok]
HM: Maybe Sisyphus didn't really have it so bad after all. [Rodney Dill ]
Rodney obscure but very apt.
Most Dishonourable Entry: Female Truck Driver: "I didn't say 'I need a big ROCK'". [Anon]

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: I'm sorry honey the jeweler didn't offer wrapping [Bagel]

Great entries for last week!! Bagelblogger

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Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 32

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The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 32

Entries in by 28th Aug

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

This Week's Prizes:
1st Prize: Free rock garden*
2nd Prize: Free rock path*
(*conditions apply - large rocks transported at winners cost)

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before Tuesday 28th Aug **

... Caption away!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Tuesday 28th Aug.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of the Last Contest No 31: is...

The 31st 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel
Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

=1st Place: The the TSA reports that new anti-terrorism security procedures are projected to be cheaper and more reliable. [ RT ]
=1st Place: There's always a line up when "meals on wheels" arrives. [ skywriter ]
2nd Place: Now when they come out, yell Surprise!!! [ Dennis ]
3rd Place: (One stewardess to the other) Well, I hope the next lot of passengers is better. The last bunch behaved like bears. [ CW ]
4th Place:"I hope they remembered to give me the kosher meal and not the same wildabeast and zebra they give all these other schnorrers." [ Evan ]
5th Place: Flight Safety - A Wing and A Prayer [ Deathlok ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: The remake of Cat On A Hot Tim Roof didn't exactly pay artistic homage to the original, but did outperform Snakes On A Plane at the boxoffice. [Rodney Dill ]
HM: Blue Sky Aviation - Showing its Pride! [ Deathlok ]

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: Since the express check in and boarding had been instigated there were fewer late departures [ Bagel ]

Great entries for last week!! Bagelblogger

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Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 31

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The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 31

Entries in by 21st Aug

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

This Week's Prizes:
1st Prize: Free Chartered Plane Trip departing Lions Pride Runway
2nd Prize: Free Return Chartered Plane Trip departing Lions Pride Airport
(*conditions apply)

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before Tuesday 21st Aug **

... Caption away!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Tuesday 21st Aug.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of the Last Contest No 30: is...

The 30th 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel
Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

1st Place: Honey
Where do you think that Pizza guy is? [ Yid With Lid ]
2nd Place: For sale on eBay! [ CW ]
3rd Place: It takes a Village to raise a child, but only we can help you escape it. this message brought to you by AAA. [deathlok ]
4th Place: There's always one rebel. [ rt ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: Number 6 found that he couldn't escape the Village by car. [CW ]
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention:
Father: Now squeeze the footpedal slowly
Tabitha: This one?
Father: No darling thats the acceleratoooooooooooooooor... [ Bagel]

Great entries last week!! Bagelblogger

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Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 30

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The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 30

Entries in by 14th Aug

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
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This Week's Prizes:
1st Prize: 2 Day self drive holiday in a slightly used BMW
2nd Prize: 7 Day self drive holiday in a slightly used BMW
(*conditions apply)

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before Tuesday 14th Aug **

... Caption away!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Tuesday 14th Aug.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of the Last Contest No 29: is...

The 29th 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel
Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

=1st Place: "Honest Coach, I don't know WHAT happened to the truckload of Krispy Kremes!" [ 2spothipshot ]
=1st Place: Much to the dismay of his fans, NFL rules mandated that poor Mango had to wear a shirt under his cut-off. [ GOP & College ]
2nd Place: Some are speculating that this will be Brett Favre's last season. [Rodney Dill ]
3rd Place: Bob, stop hiding the Ball... [ Dennis ]
4th Place: The middle of the defensive line is looking a little deflated this year. [ RT ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: Holy crap! What's Rosie tryin' to prove now ? [ 2spothipshot ]
HM: The Playtex 18 hour girdle: Hour 19 [ 2spothipshot ]
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: [ Bagel]

Great entries last week!! Bagelblogger

Other blogs with Caption Contests:
Outside the Beltway has their weekly contest
Wizbang Blog has their weekly Contest
The Gone Rick Motel has their weekly Contest
Rightpundits.com has their weekly Contest
Willisms has their weekly Contest
Bullwinkle Blog has their weekly Contest
The Right Place has has their weekly Contest
Cowboy Blob has has their weekly Contest
Bravozulu has their weekly Contest
Support your Local Gun Dealer has their weekly contest
SgtStryker has their weekly Contest
Gop and College has their weekly Contest
Public Pondering has their weekly Contest

If you want to add your caption contest just ask..

With Thanks to all those that entered
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Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 29

This contest is Over go Here for the latest:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 29

Entries in by 7th Aug

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

This Week's Prizes:
1st Prize: Flight sharing 2 seats with this football player
2nd Prize: Flight sharing 1 seat with this football player
(*conditions apply)

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before Tuesday 7th Aug **

... Caption away!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Tuesday 7th Aug.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of the Last Contest No 28: is...

The 28th 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel
Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

1st Place: Whattayamean you packed the map in the bottom suitcase?!? Everybody off! [cowboy blob]
2nd Place: Due to their junkyard success, Sanford and Son expand their operations to the Middle East. [ rt ]
3rd Place: Guy 1: Can I get a lift?
Driver: I can't do it cap'n! I dun't have the powwwer! [ GOP & College ]
4th Place: Hey Bob! Could you throw that box of mints up here...I think I have room for one.d [ Dennis ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: He MOM
Tie the dog up
The Gardeners are here to cut the grass [ Yid With Lid ]
HM: Let me tell a story 'bout this guy "Jamil Hussien",(...continues) [ 2spothipshot ]
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: Hey you fellows it seems when I was up top I've dropped my truck keys can any one see them? [ Bagel]

Thanks for last weeks entries folks!! Bagelblogger

Other blogs with Caption Contests:
Outside the Beltway has their weekly contest
Wizbang Blog has their weekly Contest
The Gone Rick Motel has their weekly Contest
Rightpundits.com has their weekly Contest
Willisms has their weekly Contest
Bullwinkle Blog has their weekly Contest
The Right Place has has their weekly Contest
Cowboy Blob has has their weekly Contest
Bravozulu has their weekly Contest
Support your Local Gun Dealer has their weekly contest
SgtStryker has their weekly Contest
Gop and College has their weekly Contest
Public Pondering has their weekly Contest

If you want to add your caption contest just ask..

With Thanks to all those that entered
Mr Bagel

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