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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 10
Have a Happy New Year!

This contest is Over go Here for the latest:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Week 10 Of Bodgey Bagel's Incredible Caption Contest!
For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 10
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in before Wednesday 3rd January

...mm This shouldn't be too hard!
[The Prime Minister of Israel, Ehud Olmert]

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section
before Wednesday 3rd January
.
May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last weeks Contest No 9:(27th Dec)

The Ninth 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest.

The 9th Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll

1st Place: What life would be like in an Al Gore world. [ dennis ]
2nd Place: Scene from the new 'low budget' Cops TV show..Weds. at 2am Channel 6 [ elliot ]
3rd Place: Officer Smith tries to make his ticket quota. [ chsw10605 ]
4th Place: Juan wasn't the least bit concerned, for he had pictures of the officer and his donkey in comprimising positions. [ elliot ]
5th Place: Bang! Bang!..You're on candid camera! [ muse ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: 5MPH in a 2MPH zone..and he got a ticket for not wearing his seatbelt too. [ elliot ]
HM: Julio started to panic, his ass wasn't insured. [ elliot ]
[Elliot you're really annoying, can you have some bad ones so I don't have to include them all!]
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: The siren goes: eah awe, eah awe [BB]

I wish every one a Bagel Good Year and drive carefully! Bagelblogger

Other blogs with Caption Contests:
Outside the Beltway
Rightpundits.com
The Clash Of Civilizations
Willisms
Commonwealth Conservative
Bullwinkle Blog
The Right Place
Bravozulu
The Gone Rick Motel
Blogmeister USA
Cowboy Blob
SgtStryker
Wizbang Blog

With Thanks to all those that entered - Bagelblogger.

Give Mr Bagel a High 5 :Bagelblogger Appreciates your Vote!!
Technorati: * * * Caption * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jew * Australia * Jewish * BagelBlogger * Bagel Blogger

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 9

This contest is Over go Here for the latest:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Week 9 Of Bodgey Bagel's Incredible Caption Contest!
For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 9
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in before Wednesday 27th December

...Would Love to see OJ's Bronco Chase scene with these guys!

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section before Wednesday 27th December.
May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last weeks Contest No 8:(20th Dec)

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The Eigth 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest.

The 8th Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll

1st Place: So who's the ungly duckling now? [ LittleBirdies ]
2nd Place: and stay on that side of the wall you colored folk! [ Rafi G ]
3rd Place: Birds n The Hood(or more correctly --Boids n The Hood) [ Rodney Dill ]
4th Place: Excuse me, you're not from this neighborhood are you? [ elliot ]
5th Place: Hey, who you callin' a jive turkey? [ elliot ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: Come back fellas, I can throw another shrimp on the barbie. [ elliot ]

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: Come on you guys give me a wing up[BB]

To those that won victory is yours, to the others there's always next contest! Bagelblogger

Other blogs with Caption Contests:
Outside the Beltway
Rightpundits.com
The Clash Of Civilizations
Willisms
Commonwealth Conservative
Bullwinkle Blog
The Right Place
Bravozulu
The Gone Rick Motel
Blogmeister USA
Cowboy Blob
SgtStryker
Wizbang Blog

With Thanks to all those that entered - Bagelblogger.

Give Mr Bagel a High 5 :Bagelblogger Appreciates your Vote!!
Technorati: * * * Caption * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jew * Australia * Jewish * BagelBlogger * Bagel Blogger

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Bodgey Bagels Capion Contest Week 8

This contest is Over go Here for the latest:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Week 8 Of Bodgey Bagel's Incredible Caption Contest!
For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 8
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in before Wednesday 20th December

...this requires some creativity!

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section
before Wednesday 20th December. May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last weeks Contest No 7:(13th Dec)

The seventh 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest.

The 7th Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll

1st Place: Crickey mate, couldn't you do that outback? [ elliot ]
2nd Place: Pappa Bear, Momma Bear...and oh yes, Poo Bear. [elliot ]
3rd Place: You gonna eat that?? [ dennis ]
4th Place: "...well then we must be in the woods." [ Rodney Dill ]
5th Place: What? Is it my fault that Goldilocks gets scared easlily? [elliot ]

Special Place: "I don't know George, it's not mine... the textures different. Mine is generally more crunchie." [ Baleboosteh ] Honorable Mentions:
HM: Hmmm. Well, by the looks of it, you definately need more fiber in your diet. [ elliot ]
HM: (Erkle voice)"Did I do that?" [ elliot ]
HM: "Toldya to devein kids before ya eat 'em." [ Rodney Dill ]
HM: (Sniff) Bernice was your mother here again? [ elliot ]

Elliot your definitely on the insider trading and corruption watch!

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: I don't care Max, you're don't have special telekinesis powers, it hasn't moved all day.

or Where's a fan when you need one? [BB]

Thanks for the entries,thanks you guys! Bagelblogger

Other blogs with Caption Contests:
Outside the Beltway
Rightpundits.com
The Clash Of Civilizations
Willisms
Commonwealth Conservative

Bullwinkle Blog
The Right Place
Bravozulu
The Gone Rick Motel

Blogmeister USA
Cowboy Blob
SgtStryker
Wizbang Blog

With Thanks to all those that entered - Bagelblogger.

Give Mr Bagel a High 5 :Bagelblogger Appreciates your Vote!!
Technorati:* * * Caption * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jew * Australia * Jewish * BagelBlogger * Bagel Blogger

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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest week 7

This contest is Over go Here for the latest:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Week 7 Of Bodgey Bagel's Incredible Caption Contest!

For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 7
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in beforeWednesday 13th December

mm ...this will be good!

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section before Wednesday 13th December.
May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last weeks Contest No 6:(6th Dec)
The fourth 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest.

The 6th Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll

1st Place: But Sweetie, this isn't what I meant when I asked if we could be swingers... [ Adjustah ]

2nd Place:
And introducing...
the latest Olympic sport...
the Husband Javalin!
More fulfilling that a divorce settlement! Great therapy!
recommended by doctors [ muse ]

3rd Place: Man: " I hate PMS." [ Aussie Dave ]
4th Place: ASIAN AIR-MALE [ elliot ]
5th Place: Kim Song wanted to see if she really 'trusted her husband as far as she could throw him' [ elliot ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: Look out! She's gonna hurl! [ Cowboy Blob ]
HM: Frustrated by slow progress, George Bush began to personally train Iraqi security forces. [ McCain ]

Confused: Rodney Dill submitted this entry, now normally Rodney is right on the money but I just cant figure it out... Any takers? "AFRAC!!!" [ Rodney Dill ]

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: K_fed met his perfect match, then he sang to her! [BB]

Fantastic entries,thanks you guys! Mr Bagel


Other blogs with Caption Contests:
Outside the Beltway
Rightpundits.com
The Clash Of Civilizations
Willisms
Commonwealth Conservative
Bullwinkle Blog
The Right Place
Bravozulu
The Gone Rick Motel
Blogmeister USA
Cowboy Blob
SgtStryker
Wizbang Blog

With Thanks to all those that entered - Mr Bagel.

5 :Mr Bagel Appreciates your Vote!!
Technorati: * * Caption * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jew * Australia * Jewish * Mr Bagel

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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Number 6

This contest is Over go Here for the latest:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Week 6 Of Bodgey Bagel's Incredible Caption Contest!

For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 6
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in beforeWednesday 6th December

Up for the challenge?

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section before Wednesday 6th December.
May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last weeks Contest No 5:(29th Nov)


The fourth 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest.

The 5th Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll

1st Place: I'll take off as soon as I get a good 'tail' wind. [ elliot ]
2nd Place:
"Camouflage." Check.
"Wings." Check.
"X-ray vision goggles." Check.
"There's no way those humans will even notice me in this gear! All systems go and ready to take off for mission 'get steak'." [ ~ Sarah ~ ]
=3rd Place: "Whaddya mean there's no such thing as an A10 Wartdog?" [ Rodney Dill ]
=3rd Place: I'll be here for hours, now that the cat is Airtraffic Controller. [elliot ]
4th Place: The Rex Baron won every dogfight. [ McCain ]
5th Place: DRUDGEBREAKING: The Whitehouse just released today that the reason for Sec. Rumsfeld's forced resignation was due to his adamant support for the reintroduction of the B-29 PooperFortress. [ Rodney Dill ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: Snoopy, the "great WWI flying ace", did not (adjust ?) to the newer technology. [ dennis ]
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: Rover was an expert at aerial dog fights[BB]

Fantastic entries,thanks you guys! Bagelblogger

Other blogs with Caption Contests:

Outside the Beltway
Rightpundits.com
The Clash Of Civilizations
Willisms
Commonwealth Conservative
Bullwinkle Blog
The Right Place
Bravozulu
The Gone Rick Motel
Blogmeister USA
Cowboy Blob
SgtStryker
Wizbang Blog

With Thanks to all those that entered - Bagelblogger.

Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest 6 Get those Captions in!!

Technorati: * Caption * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jew * Australia * Jewish * BagelBlogger * Bagel Blogger

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Friday, November 24, 2006

Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Number 5

This contest is Over go Here for the latest:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Week 5 Of Bodgey Bagel's New Caption Extraordinare!

For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 5
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in beforeWednesday 29th Nov

OK this should be pretty easy: Fire Away!

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section before Wednesday, November 29nd. May the best caption win!


The Winner of Last weeks Contest No 4:(22th Nov)


The fourth 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest.

The 4th Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll

1st Place: See if you would have done well in school, you would not have ended up stuck serving Ice Cream to a douche bag. [ The Man ]
2nd Place: Uh, excuse me you forgot my jimmies.. [ elliot ]
[I'm going to award this 2nd place, firstly I didn't know that Jimmies were, 'sprinkles' and even thou it may be accidentally a double entendre,(Jimmy Carter) its rather apt]
3rd Place: If no one's looking, I can... [ Batya ]
4th Place: Uh, I ordered French Vanilla.... [dennis ]
5th Place: "...but I changed my mind to Chocolate right after I ordered Vanilla." [Rodney Dil ]

Honorable Mentions:

HM: Thinking to himself as he glances up into the corner. "I think that spider is moving closer this way." [marsha ]
HM: "Uh... Teddy wants one now too, do you have any Scotch ice cream?" [ Rodney Dill ]

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: Excuse me, Duh, but this microphone is melting? [BB]

Fantastic entries,thanks you guys! Bagelblogger

Other blogs with Caption Contests:

Outside the Beltway
RightLinx
The Clash Of Civilizations
Willisms
Commonwealth Conservative
Bullwinkle Blog
The Right Place
Bravozulu
The Gone Rick Motel
Blogmeister USA
Cowboy Blob
SgtStryker
Wizbang Blog

With Thanks to all those that entered - Bagelblogger.

Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest 5 Get those Captions in!!

Technorati: * Caption * * * * * * * * * * * * Jew * Australia * Jewish * BagelBlogger * Bagel Blogger

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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Number 4

This contest is Over go Here for the latest:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Week 4 Of Bodgey Bagel's New Caption Extraordinare!
For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 4
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in beforeWednesday 22th Nov

John Kerry Photographed with Ice Cream Cone: Fire Away!

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section before Wednesday, November 22nd. May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last weeks Contest No 3:(15th Nov)



The fourth 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest.

The 3rd Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll

1st Place: Trying to appeal to the younger voters, Dubya leaps into the mosh.
....just as everyone moved away. [Anon] [Unfortunately this weeks special $10,000 dollar prize won't be awarded due to having no name.]...

2nd Place: "Watch me pull a Castro!" [ GOP & College ]

3rd Place: While campaigning for the November 7th election, the President is cursed with a brief prophetic vision of the upcoming election results.
After that, it wasn't worth trying very hard. [N.B. Goldstein]

4th Place: "Wait for it, wait for it! It's coming... I just drank a whole can of Coke... this is for sure gonna be the winning burp... here it comes... wait..." because of course we're at the "Burping Championships of the World 2006" [~ Sarah ~]

5th Place: Aides estimated Bush lost the crowd halfway through his 20 minute Lynard Skynard tribute. [The Man]

Honorable Mentions:

HM: Time to cut and run [Rodney Dill ]
HM: "I must follow my people, am I not their leader?" (Disraeli)[Rodney Dil]
HM: Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes? [Cowboy Blob]

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: Then after all that, Donald goes, 'Man its thanks giving and this turkey is bolting!'[BB]

Fantastic entries,thanks you guys!

Thanks for your entries! Bagelblogger

Other blogs with Caption Contests:
Outside the Beltway
RightLinx
The Clash Of Civilizations
Willisms
Commonwealth Conservative
Bullwinkle Blog
The Right Place
Bravozulu
The Gone Rick Motel
Blogmeister USA
Cowboy Blob
SgtStryker
Wizbang Blog

With Thanks to all those that entered - Bagelblogger.

Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest 4 Get those Captions in!!
Technorati: * Caption * * * * * * * * * * * Jew * Australia * Jewish * BagelBlogger * Bagel Blogger

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Bodgey Bagels Caption contest Number 3

This caption contest is over.
Go to new one and to see the results of this one!


http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Week 3 Bushwhacking around the US of A !
For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 3
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in beforeWednesday 15th Nov

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section before Wednesday, November 15th.
May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last weeks Contest No 2:(8th Nov)

Last week Bagelblogger began a Weekly Photo Caption contest.

The 2nd Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll

1st Place: Vait for it...Vait for it....
[ Cowboy Blob ]

2nd Place: psssst.....Anyone else feel uncomfortable about that cat being the President of our union?
[ Marsha ]

Tied for 3rd Place:

: Cat: "Oh, crap. I thought 'Shepherd Convention' meant there were going to be sheep! Sheep means wool. Wool means yarn. Yarn means fun. But dogs mean death."
[ N.B. Goldstein ]

: Cat: Yea, though I walk through the shadow of death.........
[ Elliot ] (no hyperlink)

Honorable Mentions:
: Dogs: How come our feet aren't moving?
Cat: Good thing I spilled that superglue!
[ muse ]

: Since the politically-correct crowd got "profiling" stopped, this country has really gone to the dogs !!!
[ Elaine ]

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: You are all in your kennels for thought crimes! [BB]

I'd just like to say, I was really impressed with both the quantity and quality of entries. It made Judging them very hard!

Thanks for your entries! Bagelblogger

Other blogs with Caption Contests:
Outside the Beltway
RightLinx
The Clash Of Civilizations
Willisms
Commonwealth Conservative
Bullwinkle Blog
The Right Place
Bravozulu
The Gone Rick Motel
Blogmeister USA
Cowboy Blob
SgtStryker
Wizbang Blog

With Thanks to all those that entered

Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest 3 Get those Captions in!!
Technorati: * Caption * * * * * * * * * * Jew * Australia * Jewish * Bagel Blogger

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Thursday, November 2, 2006

Bodgey Bagel's 2nd Caption Contest - Yay We have a Winner to Bagel's First Caption Contest

This contest is Over go Here for the latest:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Week 2 The Contest heats up!

For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 2
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in before Wednesday 8th Nov

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section

before Wednesday, November 8th.
May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last weeks Contest:(1st November)

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Last week Bagelblogger began a Weekly Photo Caption contest.

Tthe inaugural Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll

1st Place: Goddam Ted Kennedy is driving again.
[ RightLinx ]

2nd Place: "Joe, is so fired!! I distinctly remember him saying in the staff meeting that airplanes don't use this runway."
[ Marsha ]

3rd Place: "Dang! I told you to put it in 'park' before we got off the plane!"
[ N.B. Goldstein ]

Honorable Mentions:
: Sadly, the plane with Sally Struthers on board never got off the ground.....
[ dennis ]
: That's the last time I buy mystery flight tickets!!
[ Baleboosteh ] Very funny, but on the basis of Non Partisanship this entry is disqualifed
(Looks like I'm in the dog house.)

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: Dang when we brought these discount tickets I didn't realize we would have to run to catch the plane![BB]


Other blogs with Caption Contests:

Outside the Beltway
RightLinx
The Clash Of Civilizations
Willisms
Commonwealth Conservative
Bullwinkle Blog
The Right Place
Bravozulu
The Gone Rick Motel
Blogmeister USA
Cowboy Blob
SgtStryker
Wizbang Blog


if you have a caption contest let me know

With Thanks to The Clash of Civilizations for the encouragement
and much appreciation to those that entered Bodgey Bagel's First - thankyou.



Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest 2 Get those Captions in!!


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Thursday, October 26, 2006

Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest 1st Week!

This contest is Over go Here for the latest:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/


This week Bagelblogger is beginning a
Weekly Photo Caption contest.
Leave the caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in beforeWednesday 1st Nov

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section before Friday, October 27th.
May the best caption win!

Don't forget the prestige that will come with being the inaugural Bodgey Bagel Caption winner.

[Click Read More..]

For The winners to this contest goto the Next Weeks Contest


Other blogs with Caption Contests:

Outside the Beltway
Willisms
Commonwealth Conservative
Bullwinkle Blog
The Right Place
Bravozulu
The Gone Rick Motel
RightLinx
Blogmeister USA
Cowboy Blob
SgtStryker
Wizbang Blog
The Clash Of Civilizations

With Thanks to The Clash of Civilizations for the encouragement

N.B. Bodgey is an Australian colloquilism [slang] for..well..'Not Perfect'.



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