Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 34

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The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 34

Entries in by 18th Sept

[extended due to having a break]
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

This Week's Prizes:
1st Prize: * Six pack of Duracell batteries
2nd Prize: * Twelve pack of pack of Duracell batteries
(*conditions apply - Winners must pay all freight costs )

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before Tuesday 18th Sept **

['Keep on keeping on']

... Caption away!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Tuesday 18th Sept.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of the Last Contest No 33: is...

The 33st 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel
Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

1st Place: ♫
Tap three times on the stall floor if you want me,
twice on the pipe if the answer is no♫ [ Rodney Dill ] ( sung to "Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Want Me")
2nd Place: "I'm NOT gay...just let me touch it!" [ Cowboy Blob ]
3rd Place: "Let me give you a hand." [RT ]
4th Place: High Five....Don't leave me hangin' [ Dennis ]
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: OOh Officer you have such a big Baton your not going to hurt me are you? [Bagel ]

Great entries People!! Bagelblogger

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Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 33

This contest is Over go Here for the latest:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 33

Entries in by 4th Sept

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

This Week's Prizes:
1st Prize: A Free exclusive range of designer toilet soaps*
2nd Prize: A Free exclusive range of designer toilet soaps*
(*conditions apply - designer toilet soaps may have
been used in toilet block previously )

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before Tuesday 4th Sept **

[Senator Larry Craig was recently arrested in a toilet]

... Caption away!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Tuesday 4th Sept.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of the Last Contest No 32: is...

The 32st 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel
Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

1st Place: The BBC had to search far and wide for sufficient quantities of guano to broadcast. [CW]
2nd Place: Driver, "So where are we suppose to put Micheal Moore's kidney stone?" [Ssssteve]
3rd Place: Thats the Last time I volunteer for extra credit in my Paleontology Class. Are you sure this is dinosaur guano? [ Yid With Lid ]
4th Place: I think it's pretty clear that Michael Moore needs to be eating a little more fiber. [fustian ]
5th Place: Rock and Roll [Rodney Dill ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: Drop that on the Subaru ahead and see if they don't say we couldn't find Weapons of Mass Destruction. [Deathlok]
HM: Maybe Sisyphus didn't really have it so bad after all. [Rodney Dill ]
Rodney obscure but very apt.
Most Dishonourable Entry: Female Truck Driver: "I didn't say 'I need a big ROCK'". [Anon]

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: I'm sorry honey the jeweler didn't offer wrapping [Bagel]

Great entries for last week!! Bagelblogger

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Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 32

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http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 32

Entries in by 28th Aug

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

This Week's Prizes:
1st Prize: Free rock garden*
2nd Prize: Free rock path*
(*conditions apply - large rocks transported at winners cost)

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before Tuesday 28th Aug **

... Caption away!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Tuesday 28th Aug.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of the Last Contest No 31: is...

The 31st 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel
Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

=1st Place: The the TSA reports that new anti-terrorism security procedures are projected to be cheaper and more reliable. [ RT ]
=1st Place: There's always a line up when "meals on wheels" arrives. [ skywriter ]
2nd Place: Now when they come out, yell Surprise!!! [ Dennis ]
3rd Place: (One stewardess to the other) Well, I hope the next lot of passengers is better. The last bunch behaved like bears. [ CW ]
4th Place:"I hope they remembered to give me the kosher meal and not the same wildabeast and zebra they give all these other schnorrers." [ Evan ]
5th Place: Flight Safety - A Wing and A Prayer [ Deathlok ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: The remake of Cat On A Hot Tim Roof didn't exactly pay artistic homage to the original, but did outperform Snakes On A Plane at the boxoffice. [Rodney Dill ]
HM: Blue Sky Aviation - Showing its Pride! [ Deathlok ]

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: Since the express check in and boarding had been instigated there were fewer late departures [ Bagel ]

Great entries for last week!! Bagelblogger

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Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 31

This contest is Over go Here for the latest:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 31

Entries in by 21st Aug

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

This Week's Prizes:
1st Prize: Free Chartered Plane Trip departing Lions Pride Runway
2nd Prize: Free Return Chartered Plane Trip departing Lions Pride Airport
(*conditions apply)

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before Tuesday 21st Aug **

... Caption away!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Tuesday 21st Aug.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of the Last Contest No 30: is...

The 30th 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel
Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

1st Place: Honey
Where do you think that Pizza guy is? [ Yid With Lid ]
2nd Place: For sale on eBay! [ CW ]
3rd Place: It takes a Village to raise a child, but only we can help you escape it. this message brought to you by AAA. [deathlok ]
4th Place: There's always one rebel. [ rt ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: Number 6 found that he couldn't escape the Village by car. [CW ]
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention:
Father: Now squeeze the footpedal slowly
Tabitha: This one?
Father: No darling thats the acceleratoooooooooooooooor... [ Bagel]

Great entries last week!! Bagelblogger

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Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 30

This contest is Over go Here for the latest:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 30

Entries in by 14th Aug

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

This Week's Prizes:
1st Prize: 2 Day self drive holiday in a slightly used BMW
2nd Prize: 7 Day self drive holiday in a slightly used BMW
(*conditions apply)

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before Tuesday 14th Aug **

... Caption away!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Tuesday 14th Aug.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of the Last Contest No 29: is...

The 29th 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel
Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

=1st Place: "Honest Coach, I don't know WHAT happened to the truckload of Krispy Kremes!" [ 2spothipshot ]
=1st Place: Much to the dismay of his fans, NFL rules mandated that poor Mango had to wear a shirt under his cut-off. [ GOP & College ]
2nd Place: Some are speculating that this will be Brett Favre's last season. [Rodney Dill ]
3rd Place: Bob, stop hiding the Ball... [ Dennis ]
4th Place: The middle of the defensive line is looking a little deflated this year. [ RT ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: Holy crap! What's Rosie tryin' to prove now ? [ 2spothipshot ]
HM: The Playtex 18 hour girdle: Hour 19 [ 2spothipshot ]
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: [ Bagel]

Great entries last week!! Bagelblogger

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With Thanks to all those that entered
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