tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8642784050524213883.post7094755848972470072..comments2023-05-06T23:57:33.935+10:00Comments on Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest: Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 27Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8642784050524213883.post-76366782588546222412007-07-11T00:51:00.000+10:002007-07-11T00:51:00.000+10:00You have reached Hamas Headquarters, please listen...You have reached Hamas Headquarters, please listen carefully as our options have changed:<BR/>to detonate a bomb press 1,<BR/> to stage a photo op press 2, to get assistance with formulating a doublespeak press release press 3, for handy kidnapping advice press 4.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8642784050524213883.post-2246812714893970472007-07-09T19:21:00.000+10:002007-07-09T19:21:00.000+10:00Damnit!! I said sell the shares of that infidel co...Damnit!! I said sell the shares of that infidel company!Rafi G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00699851287106903971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8642784050524213883.post-44873929071228199482007-07-09T15:31:00.000+10:002007-07-09T15:31:00.000+10:00"...Okay,got it,the cnn camera crew will set up at..."...Okay,got it,the cnn camera crew will set up at the check-point by 11:am and we can open fire any time after that.Send Eason all my best! Ba-Bye."2spothipshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10278456956637723868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8642784050524213883.post-80195540641654934072007-07-09T15:25:00.000+10:002007-07-09T15:25:00.000+10:00"Hassan Escort Service!Who? Rosie? She needs a dat..."Hassan Escort Service!<BR/>Who? Rosie? She needs a date they'll accept at the Emmys? No prob.,I'll be right over."2spothipshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10278456956637723868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8642784050524213883.post-62438835658587663712007-07-09T15:15:00.000+10:002007-07-09T15:15:00.000+10:00"Yeah, Bill? Hey neighbor! Farooq, next door, here..."Yeah, Bill? Hey neighbor! Farooq, next door, here. Listen,could you keep it down? I'm trying to plot the mass murder of everyone in the mall next Friday and...O...Okay...thanks...I appreciate it."2spothipshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10278456956637723868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8642784050524213883.post-7740298155432717032007-07-08T23:55:00.000+10:002007-07-08T23:55:00.000+10:00Hello, Dominos? Do you guarantee pizza delivery i...Hello, Dominos? Do you guarantee pizza delivery in 30 minutes? Cuz I explode in an hour!Cowboy Blobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13880979084783592543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8642784050524213883.post-40941681826369890722007-07-08T23:52:00.000+10:002007-07-08T23:52:00.000+10:00Hello? Is your suicide vest timer running? You b...Hello? Is your suicide vest timer running? <BR/><BR/>You better catch it!Cowboy Blobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13880979084783592543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8642784050524213883.post-54861202830693863972007-07-08T19:09:00.000+10:002007-07-08T19:09:00.000+10:00hello... Samaritans!... can I help you?hello... Samaritans!... can I help you?rabbi sedleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15276453426346276243noreply@blogger.com